I’m Too Embarrassed to Ask My Girlfriend—Does Anyone Know What This Strange Object Is?

priorities took over.

Eventually, the exerciser ended up forgotten in a drawer where it remained until I discovered it.

All that curiosity.

All those online guesses.

All those strange theories.

And in the end, it was simply an old piece of workout equipment.

Mystery Solved

Looking back, the funniest part isn’t what the object turned out to be.

It’s how confidently continue reading …