I’m Too Embarrassed to Ask My Girlfriend—Does Anyone Know What This Strange Object Is?

I convinced myself it had to be something unusual.

The reality was much simpler.

A forgotten fitness gadget.

That’s all.

Still, I have to admit that solving the mystery was surprisingly entertaining.

And it reminded me that sometimes the objects we understand the least have the most ordinary explanations.

Now I’m curious:

Would you have recognized this as continue reading …