Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment

as penance for crimes against mosquito-kind. “We have found that the bright colors emanating from the ominous glow of the rune will transform people into mosquito magnets, causing a primal force inside the pests to compel them to torment the branded subjects on behalf of their ancestor’s suffering during the Dreadful Squashing.” Falwell also cautioned continue reading …